May 16, 2008 · 9:37 am
↓ Jump to Comments

Haiku Friday, Vol. II

It’s time for the second installment of Haiku Friday:

Swollen uncle is
Suffering from side effects
Swollen brother, not

All comments must be posted in Haiku form (if you don’t remember the rules, click here).

11 Comments

Filed under Culture, Funny, humor, Language, Poetry, Relationships

Tagged as , , , ,

11 responses to “Haiku Friday, Vol. II”

  1. descksoon
    May 16, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Stomach virus beat
    After two days under sheets
    Iron Man awaits

    You saw Iron Man?
    Was that movie any good?
    Super-hero’d out

    Reply
  3. Matt
    May 16, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Friday much better
    Than Monday could ever be
    Tuesday just plain lame

    Wednesday is hump day
    Some would argue that that makes
    Wednesday best of all

    Reply
  4. Red
    May 17, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Glad Im not swollen
    For I have beaten the bloat
    Will return in June.

    June is almost here
    After June will be July
    This one is real dumb

    Reply
  5. Peter Parkour
    May 18, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Haiku Friday two
    Now I will make my debut
    I hope folk don’t boo 😛

    That was very good
    You even rhymed, and you should
    If only they would

    Reply
  6. Taoist Biker
    May 19, 2008 at 9:51 am

    New commenter
    Stopping by to say “hello,
    Nice place you got here.”

    Thanks! You almost had it…

    Reply
  7. Taoist Biker
    May 19, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Damn. I meant “A new commenter.” My first haiku and I blew it on the first line!

    First impressions are everything.

    Reply
  8. betme
    May 20, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    If Matt gets too big
    swelling like a big balloon,
    stick a pin in him.

    (sorry Matt… 😀 )

    Don’t say “sorry Matt”
    He deserves to get pin prick
    He likes it, even

    Reply
  9. descksoon
    June 12, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Iron Man was great
    So was Sex and the City
    Kung Fu Panda rocked

    Forgetting Sarah
    Whatever-her-last-name-was
    A funny movie

    Reply
  10. jesseybean
    June 19, 2008 at 12:50 am

    I just came across
    Your post now, and though, his name
    is Smell my Finger

    I’m glad you are here
    But I have to be honest
    That was a bad one

    Reply
  11. jenefur
    June 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    My sis was pregnant,
    kid fingers bellybutton,
    ‘Eww, baby stinks, baby stinks!’

    You almost had it. Almost.

    Reply

Leave a comment