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		<title>Listen, I Heard You</title>
		<link>http://smellmyfinger.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/listen-i-heard-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 21:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Many times when I&#8217;m out in public, I&#8217;ll give or receive either a few friendly words or a hello gesture, whether it be a nod or a smile, to a complete stranger.  If I&#8217;m on the receiving end of such an occurrence, often times it&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve already made eye contact and offered a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku Friday, Vol. II</title>
		<link>http://smellmyfinger.wordpress.com/2008/05/16/haiku-friday-vol-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 13:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for the second installment of Haiku Friday:
Swollen uncle is
Suffering from side effects
Swollen brother, not
All comments must be posted in Haiku form (if you don&#8217;t remember the rules, click here).
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		<title>Dream Home</title>
		<link>http://smellmyfinger.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/happy-birthday-grandpa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 16:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not the type of person who has vivid, memorable dreams very often.  If I suddenly wake up kind of scared (and relieved), I know that I probably had a bad dream - I just don&#8217;t remember what it was, and thankfully so.  Other times I&#8217;ll wake up disappointed, realizing that whatever had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku Friday, Vol. I</title>
		<link>http://smellmyfinger.wordpress.com/2008/05/09/haiku-friday-vol-i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve easily written Girlfriend over a hundred poems, but don&#8217;t let that statement influence the type of guy you think I am. I&#8217;m no overly-sensitive wussy.
Back in the day, Girlfriend and I would communicate throughout the week electronically (via email and chat). She works in an office, and even though I work on the road, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>100 Reasons I Love To Hate The Cubs</title>
		<link>http://smellmyfinger.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/100-reasons-i-love-to-hate-the-cubs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 23:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a huge baseball fan. Wait, scratch that - I guess I&#8217;m only average-sized, but I love me some baseball, especially if we&#8217;re talking about my beloved St. Louis Cardinals. I&#8217;ve been &#8220;bleeding red&#8221; ever since my Uncle Matt took me to my first Cardinals game back in 1987. I don&#8217;t remember much of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feel My World Shake</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My family moved around a lot throughout my childhood - Nebraska, Kansas, Kentucky, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Florida - but if I&#8217;m ever asked where I grew up, my answer will always be Indiana - in particular, Evansville.  I still have a good amount of family living there, and in a few short months I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Cry Because It&#8217;s Over; Smile Because It Happened</title>
		<link>http://smellmyfinger.wordpress.com/2008/04/07/goodbye-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey baby,
I can&#8217;t believe how hard it has been for me to get up the nerve to write this letter; one would think we&#8217;ve been together for years.  Just try to keep the big picture in mind when you read what I&#8217;m about to say.  I mean, it really has only been four [...]]]></description>
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		<title>(P)Oops, I Did It Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve done plenty of embarrassing and/or stupid things in my life, especially when I was younger.
OK, mostly when I was younger.
(Who am I kidding?)
Anyway, here is one such story; a story that, twenty-one years later, my brother David will not let me forget.  He loves telling people this story.  I might as well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Try the Steak; Hold the Small Talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize that the ability to conduct small talk is a social skill.   I wonder&#8230; what do they call &#8220;the inability to enjoy&#8221; it?   Inhuman?   Could it be a genetic trait? (I can picture my grandpa coming up with witty retorts (read:  the straightforward kind of witty (OK [...]]]></description>
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