Posted in Jobs, Language, Life, People, humor, tagged Bad day, Doh, Grocery, Liquor store, Name tag on May 28, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Many times when I’m out in public, I’ll give or receive either a few friendly words or a hello gesture, whether it be a nod or a smile, to a complete stranger. If I’m on the receiving end of such an occurrence, often times it’s because I’ve already made eye contact and offered a [...]
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Posted in Family, Life, Love, Personal, Relationships, tagged Astral visit, Buying a House, Dreams, Grandma, Grandpa, Whiffle ball on May 13, 2008 | 9 Comments »
I’m not the type of person who has vivid, memorable dreams very often. If I suddenly wake up kind of scared (and relieved), I know that I probably had a bad dream - I just don’t remember what it was, and thankfully so. Other times I’ll wake up disappointed, realizing that whatever had [...]
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Posted in Family, Life, Nature, Politics, humor, tagged Bush's fault, Earthquake, FEMA, Global Warming, Mother Earth, Obama on April 30, 2008 | 7 Comments »
My family moved around a lot throughout my childhood - Nebraska, Kansas, Kentucky, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Florida - but if I’m ever asked where I grew up, my answer will always be Indiana - in particular, Evansville. I still have a good amount of family living there, and in a few short months I [...]
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Posted in Life, Love, Men, Relationships, Women, humor, tagged Break-up excuses, Buying a House, Drooling, Hey Baby, It's not you it's me on April 7, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Hey baby,
I can’t believe how hard it has been for me to get up the nerve to write this letter; one would think we’ve been together for years. Just try to keep the big picture in mind when you read what I’m about to say. I mean, it really has only been four [...]
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Posted in Family, Friends, Life, Nature, humor, tagged Embarrassing Moments, Locusts, Oops, Pee in a jar, Peer Pressure, Poison Oak, Poop on March 29, 2008 | 14 Comments »
I’ve done plenty of embarrassing and/or stupid things in my life, especially when I was younger.
OK, mostly when I was younger.
(Who am I kidding?)
Anyway, here is one such story; a story that, twenty-one years later, my brother David will not let me forget. He loves telling people this story. I might as well [...]
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Posted in Food, Language, Life, Restaurants, humor, tagged Annoying servers, Back rubs, Dining, Pig Latin, Please shut up, small talk on March 21, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I realize that the ability to conduct small talk is a social skill. I wonder… what do they call “the inability to enjoy” it? Inhuman? Could it be a genetic trait? (I can picture my grandpa coming up with witty retorts (read: the straightforward kind of witty (OK [...]
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