Posted in Jobs, Language, Life, People, humor, tagged Bad day, Doh, Grocery, Liquor store, Name tag on May 28, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Many times when I’m out in public, I’ll give or receive either a few friendly words or a hello gesture, whether it be a nod or a smile, to a complete stranger. If I’m on the receiving end of such an occurrence, often times it’s because I’ve already made eye contact and offered a [...]
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It’s time for the second installment of Haiku Friday:
Swollen uncle is
Suffering from side effects
Swollen brother, not
All comments must be posted in Haiku form (if you don’t remember the rules, click here).
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Posted in Culture, Language, Poetry, Relationships, humor, tagged Corny Jokes, Farts, Girlfriend, Haiku, Liar Liar, Lick My Balls on May 9, 2008 | 9 Comments »
I’ve easily written Girlfriend over a hundred poems, but don’t let that statement influence the type of guy you think I am. I’m no overly-sensitive wussy.
Back in the day, Girlfriend and I would communicate throughout the week electronically (via email and chat). She works in an office, and even though I work on the road, [...]
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Posted in Food, Language, Life, Restaurants, humor, tagged Annoying servers, Back rubs, Dining, Pig Latin, Please shut up, small talk on March 21, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I realize that the ability to conduct small talk is a social skill. I wonder… what do they call “the inability to enjoy” it? Inhuman? Could it be a genetic trait? (I can picture my grandpa coming up with witty retorts (read: the straightforward kind of witty (OK [...]
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