Posted in Jobs, Language, Life, People, humor, tagged Bad day, Doh, Grocery, Liquor store, Name tag on May 28, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Many times when I’m out in public, I’ll give or receive either a few friendly words or a hello gesture, whether it be a nod or a smile, to a complete stranger. If I’m on the receiving end of such an occurrence, often times it’s because I’ve already made eye contact and offered a [...]
Posted in Culture, Language, Poetry, Relationships, humor, tagged Haiku, Side Effects, These poems don't rhyme, This idea sucks on May 16, 2008 | 12 Comments »
It’s time for the second installment of Haiku Friday:
Swollen uncle is
Suffering from side effects
Swollen brother, not
All comments must be posted in Haiku form (if you don’t remember the rules, click here).
Posted in Culture, Language, Poetry, Relationships, humor, tagged Corny Jokes, Farts, Girlfriend, Haiku, Liar Liar, Lick My Balls on May 9, 2008 | 9 Comments »
I’ve easily written Girlfriend over a hundred poems, but don’t let that statement influence the type of guy you think I am. I’m no overly-sensitive wussy.
Back in the day, Girlfriend and I would communicate throughout the week electronically (via email and chat). She works in an office, and even though I work on the road, [...]
Posted in Lists, Relationships, Sports, humor, tagged 1908, Baseball, Busch Stadium, Cardinals, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Sucks, Cubs Suck, MLB, Redbirds, Scrubs, St. Louis, st. louis cardinals, World Series, Wrigley Field on May 7, 2008 | 15 Comments »
I am a huge baseball fan. Wait, scratch that - I guess I’m only average-sized, but I love me some baseball, especially if we’re talking about my beloved St. Louis Cardinals. I’ve been “bleeding red” ever since my Uncle Matt took me to my first Cardinals game back in 1987. I don’t remember much of [...]
Posted in Family, Life, Nature, Politics, humor, tagged Bush's fault, Earthquake, FEMA, Global Warming, Mother Earth, Obama on April 30, 2008 | 7 Comments »
My family moved around a lot throughout my childhood - Nebraska, Kansas, Kentucky, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Florida - but if I’m ever asked where I grew up, my answer will always be Indiana - in particular, Evansville. I still have a good amount of family living there, and in a few short months I [...]
Posted in Life, Love, Men, Relationships, Women, humor, tagged Break-up excuses, Buying a House, Drooling, Hey Baby, It's not you it's me on April 7, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Hey baby,
I can’t believe how hard it has been for me to get up the nerve to write this letter; one would think we’ve been together for years. Just try to keep the big picture in mind when you read what I’m about to say. I mean, it really has only been four [...]
Posted in Family, Friends, Life, Nature, humor, tagged Embarrassing Moments, Locusts, Oops, Pee in a jar, Peer Pressure, Poison Oak, Poop on March 29, 2008 | 14 Comments »
I’ve done plenty of embarrassing and/or stupid things in my life, especially when I was younger.
OK, mostly when I was younger.
(Who am I kidding?)
Anyway, here is one such story; a story that, twenty-one years later, my brother David will not let me forget. He loves telling people this story. I might as well [...]
Posted in Food, Language, Life, Restaurants, humor, tagged Annoying servers, Back rubs, Dining, Pig Latin, Please shut up, small talk on March 21, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I realize that the ability to conduct small talk is a social skill. I wonder… what do they call “the inability to enjoy” it? Inhuman? Could it be a genetic trait? (I can picture my grandpa coming up with witty retorts (read: the straightforward kind of witty (OK [...]
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