About Luke
March 7, 2008 by Luke
An ever-growing list of random information:
I’m a dork.
I rarely drink.
I love my dad.
Sarcasm is great.
My mom is crazy.
I am a songwriter.
I am a movie buff.
I’ve been kidnapped.
My grandpa is my hero.
I’m a huge animal lover.
I miss my grandparents.
I’m obsessed with music.
Family is important to me.
I love playing board games.
I’ve met Metallica four times.
I love listening to “scary tapes.”
Reading is a new hobby of mine.
There is nothing like a good laugh.
I’m deathly afraid of public speaking.
I had twelve stitches from a dog bite.
I bet I have more step-moms than you.
My aunt saved me from drowning in a lake.
I attended five different schools growing up.
I’m truly an American - I’ve been sued twice.
As a kid, I always looked up to my Uncle Matt.
I moved away from home to start a rock band.
I was born in Nebraska, but I don’t remember it.
My first car cost me $800 and lasted three years.
I’ve been on two blind dates - both were disasters.
I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
My youngest brother got his face peed on by a tiger.
I don’t know why I put these sentences in this order.
I can play guitar, drums, and sing (not at the same time).
I once got two speeding tickets within five minutes of each other.
I saved my youngest brother from drowning when he was a baby.
I got workman’s comp from being injured on the job at McDonald’s.
I love baseball (Cardinals) and basketball (UE Aces, UCF Knights, Magic).
I once drove to Canada from Indiana with a complete stranger to go to a concert.
Smell my finger, huh. Had to come an’ look at yer place with an address like that.
I wanted smellmybuttcrack, but it was already taken.
You know what they say about people born in Nebraska: “Stay away from lakes, and that goes for your brother, too.”
Wish I’d heard that one before.
Luke ~ This page ROCKS!
I know!
Wow. I don’t doubt that a single one of these things is true. I know it’s like drawing a paper from a hat, but I think my favorite one is the 2 speeding tickets within 5 minutes. Hmmm…methinks I have seen a picture of the McDonald’s injury.
Who gets injured at McDonald’s?!?!
Who gets injured at McDonald’s?! Are you kidding?! Ask Grimace about the “purple discrimination” he suffers every night after closing. That Hamburglar is a freakin’ hardened criminal. Poor Grimace…
Mayor McCheese should really step in and do something already.
Mayor McCheese is dead…Matt, Betty & I had a funeral for him a LONG time ago!
In that case, Rest In Cheese.
Ok, I just found your blog through your weird uncle Matt, and I must say that you win for Best Blog Name EVER!!!