Haiku Friday, Vol. II
May 16, 2008 by Luke
It’s time for the second installment of Haiku Friday:
Swollen uncle is
Suffering from side effects
Swollen brother, not
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Stomach virus beat
After two days under sheets
Iron Man awaits
You saw Iron Man?
Was that movie any good?
Super-hero’d out
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Friday much better
Than Monday could ever be
Tuesday just plain lame
Wednesday is hump day
Some would argue that that makes
Wednesday best of all
Chocolate is yum
Served best in candy bar form
Want Kit Kat right now
Dig into your stash
Don’t let Matt see you do it
Hiding place secret
Glad Im not swollen
For I have beaten the bloat
Will return in June.
June is almost here
After June will be July
This one is real dumb
Haiku Friday two
Now I will make my debut
I hope folk don’t boo
That was very good
You even rhymed, and you should
If only they would
New commenter
Stopping by to say “hello,
Nice place you got here.”
Thanks! You almost had it…
Damn. I meant “A new commenter.” My first haiku and I blew it on the first line!
Nothing like a first impression, right?
If Matt gets too big
swelling like a big balloon,
stick a pin in him.
(sorry Matt…
)
Don’t say “sorry Matt”
He deserves to get pin prick
He likes it, even
Iron Man was great
So was Sex and the City
Kung Fu Panda rocked
I just came across
Your post now, and though, his name
is Smell my Finger
My sis was pregnant,
kid fingers bellybutton,
‘Eww, baby stinks, baby stinks!’